I'm A Dork

"Everybody wants to be naked and famous"

T-7: We're Bastards

History is what you make it...until you fuck it up and a superior culture takes you over and re-writes it.

John made me drink shit to fill the fridge w/ a full case of water; bastard.

I didn't say that last statement...John did....although he's still a bastard.

NAKED PRETZEL

My com. professor talked about sex,vomit, bathrooms and death today. I'm gonna like that class.

Yeah....that's right....

Here we go

Top Ten Things I have learned in college:

1. Let us Now Praise Famous Men can go praise my fucking ass.
2. 3 Grades a semester....no room to fuck it up that bad.
3. Eickeoff hall is bad.
4. Eickeoff hall is free.
5. I eat at Eickeoff hall.
6. 3 AM is indeed a good time to go to bed.
7. Sleepy Eyes?
8. The value of a free washing machine....almost worth it's weight in gold.
9. My roomate can indeed pass as John Mayer.
10. Dodgeball is the sport of kings.

Opinion Time: Flannel pants...yay or nay?

I WANT TO PLAY HOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Song Of The Day: One Down- Ben Folds