Meditation and Pizza
"Some Postman is grooving, to all our love letters"
Thanks to anyone who came to my game, it wasn't that torturous after all
Family Guy just makes me laugh every time I see it...even after seeing every episode about 40 times
I miss 1994
"I kick ass for God!"
Jilted On The Tarmac
Opinion Time: What is the best vacation you have ever taken?
Desert Pizza...BEST THING FUCKING EVER
Apparently my new nickname is emo-bitch.....real clever
Icy-Hot....for when you want a pain worst than the one you already have
Note to self: Do not put hand in oven
WOWEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
My bologna has a first name, it's o-s-c-a-r
The last name really doesn't matter, I'm eating it anyways
Song Of The Day: Slipknot- Circle
posted by Brian @ 3:42 PM
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The game wasn't THAT torturous.. you were right. Neglia did assault me, but my BriBri scored the winning goal.
Actually.. the nickname is just an implied state of being.. all I ever say is 'why don't you go cry about it.. maybe write a song', at which point you make an unsavory reference to me performing a certain action that makes light of a medical condition I have
the best vacation I ever had was when I accidentally hit a gypsy's wife with a car, killing her, and then he put a curse on me that made me keep losing weight until i.. wait.. that wasnt the best vacation ever, that was the plot of Stephen King's 'Thinner'.. my bad
-Jake
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