Article is finally done, thank god. That thing took up more of my time than other other piece of writing I have done ever. It was so damn hard to write and I don't even know if I really got what I was trying to say across. Satire is very hard to write well and I may have butchered the genre with this one. It is also a little long.....1800 words is a bit much for a school newspaper article, but I hope it can stay intact. Cutting parts of it would kinda suck, as it all kinda links together in a way......alright, I'll continue this later, I have to do some stuff.